Love, Dating and Relationships

 The Hitch star Eva Mendes revealed lately that her girl crush was on Kate Winslet and that there can be no change in that.

“She’s my role-model as an actress. I love her for everything that she is. She is so beautiful and my heart goes on fire for her. Eventhough she has done a lot of nudity in most of her films, she’s doesn’t seem that way. She’s so professional with her work and I love her acting skills. It’s high time for me to start writing her a love letter!”

What is that which Bollywood actresses see next once when they realise that their career has started to dry up? Its marriage, ofcourse! Like Amrita Arora who has started to become second in the league, for instance. So, post “Kambakht Ishq” she got married to boyfriend Shakeel Ladak and is pregnant already. Does that mean a bye-bye to acting, lady?

And now, Shilpa Shetty has made a formal engagement with Raj Kundra and is the next on the wedding planner’s lsit.

Eesha Kopphikar is tying the knot with the restauranteur Timmy Narang inspite of hot films in her kitty like, “Right Ya Wrong”, “Shabari” and “Hello Darling”.

Smart moves,eh?

Deepika Padukone might have done wonders at the box office with her hits films like “Love Aaj Kal” and “Om Shanthi Om” and so on, but her personal love life seems to hit the end, with boyfriend, Ranbir Kapoor.

You saw it coming there! The Kapoor junior is suddenly all saucy for the season with “Wake up Sid” and seems  to be striking the chord with the young and oomphilicious actresses. He’s turned up to be all dashing, flirtatious and fun. This is what all women hate and now, Deepika does! Grapevine has it that she discovered the betrayal factor about Ranbir when she turned up for a fortnight at the shooting of “Rajneeti” in Bihar. There goes another young pair. Wonder if Deepika’s ex, Yuvaraj Singh and Nihar Pandya are watching all the fun?

Thank you for choosing AT&T internet services, my name is Patrick can I have your dsl telephone number please?

Are you an Indian?

(Irrelevant answer) AT&T has got help desks all over the world madam!

(Irritated) But where are you located?

Am in India.

I knew that. Ok my number is 865-xxx-xxxx.

Thank you madam, how may I assist you today?

My internet is not working.

Can you please tell me what modem you are using and I am extremely sorry for your inconvenience. Not to worry I will fix your problem.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop it! I dint understand a damn what you said.

(Scolds in local Indian language) I guess we had some line problems, now can you hear me better.

Will you please get me your supervisor?

Sup: yes madam how can I help you? This is john the floor sup.

Your name is john? (Sarcastically) honey I don’t understand why the hell our calls are routed to India.

Mam could you please close all the windows that you have?

(After 10 mins) do you want me to shut the door as well?

What operating system do you use?

I use a dell.

(Go shake your bell)

Type 192.168.1.254 on the address bar of your internet explorer.

Now what did you get?

Nothing!

Nothing?

Yeah! (Dumb ass she never pressed enter key)

Turn off your modem and turn it on (after she does that) are you able to go online?

Oh wow Patrick you are a genius. You made my day! Am so happy that I spoke to you. Honey honey honey he resolved it. I always knew Indians are brilliant when comes to computer. Patrick you have made a miracle. God bless you my child. (Idiot has stayed in the line for almost 45 minutes to get someone on the line and to do this step)

Hey pat how is the weather over there?

Mam its freezing, we have snowfall since last month. Yeah I know it always happens in India(lol), its kinda hot here we have around 95.

lucky couple

Hollywood : Angelina Jolie and Bradd Pitt

Bollywood : Aishwarya rai and Abhishek Bachan

Kollywood : Jothika and surya

Here are a few lucky couples who have been very successful and happy in their relationships. Best of luck for people to join the list.

One of the greatest Bollywood Aspirations of IRobot star Will Smith is to star with the Indian beauty Aishwarya Rai Bachan.

Smith admits to a list of dreams that he wants to fulfill in India like a visit to the Taj Mahal, to taste the authentic chicken tikka masala and ofcourse, to star with our leading lady Ash.

He says,” Just recently I got to know the number of films Bollywood makes in a year- a great 800. I am craving to be a part of it. I would do anything to star with Aishwarya Rai. The power of beauty! I love her so. I also dream to visit Taj Mahal. Ever since childhood, I have heard about the culture and colors of this country and I wanna gather as much as I can.”

It has been known that Bay watch babe, Pamela Anderson married to Motley Crue drummer had been married. But the two divorced.

Resources say that the blond bombshell is presently dating a dude from Abu Dhabi’s royal family. Pam has been tight lipped about her enigmatic beau, but we have some details for you…

The name that she had revealed to a few close friends has now come to lime-light. She calls her beau by a pet name, “Milk-Sheik” or “Milk” for short.

So Tommy Lee is going tit for tat. Sources of E! say that the drums rocker is now dating Daisy De LA Hoya from Rock of Love 2. The duck- lipped hottie has actually flashed herself which plays at the beginning of Motley Crue’s current concert tour. Pretty nasty couple, eh?

I never thought our people are so talented. I saw this movie Wednesday and fell in love with it. Actor kamal hasan has decided to remake that movie in tamil and it’s worth it. It is all about how an old man threatens Indian police force and asks them to kill the terrorists who were the reason for the bomb blast in Mumbai.  The movie is simply superb. I can’t believe that we have such talented souls in our nation who make movies which are really worth watching. It evokes your inner spirit and pumps you with energy. You can feel the adrenaline rush on your veins towards the climax of the movie. When an old guy can do some much for our nation why can’t we? I know the fact the movies are just fake and it can never be brought to reality. But I deeply wish all this to happen someday in real and our nation should become a better place to dwell.

Actress Nicole Kidman who was grown up in Sydney, Australia has made Nashville her home recently with her famous singer husband, Keith Urban. Nicole recently delivered a girl baby who has been named Sunday Rose. She gave her two adopted kids, Bella and Connor, a new sister!

 Nicole says she loves her married life. “I like to be married,” she says. “I feel safe and protected now that I’m married and that I’ve someone to love and care for me.”

Actress Jenny McCarthy, after her divorce, says that she’s prayed for a man with loving and caring heart and she considers her prayers to have been answered when he fell for the well know comedian and actor, Jim Carrey.

Jim says that every woman has to keep in mind ‘what they want from a man- and not what they don’t want in a man’.

He says, “If you go around crooning that it’s impossible and that no one would ever love me and a good man is hard to find, then it’s like your saying to the universe that it has got no abundance. If you are capable of convincing yourself that you deserve to be loved, then you are sure to find your loved one”.