Love, Dating and Relationships

We had seen earlier what a girl wants. And now here is an extract on what a guy wants.

When was just a year old, all that he wanted were zooming toy cars and jet speed train toys. The kid seemed to be obsessed with all things that were boyish.

Later when he began to step into an adolescent, this is the time he starts fantasing about girls and goes on and on for the next 30-40 years. This is one never ending process. Boys start grasping more and more about the physical, whether he learns his lessons or not. The boy gangs have no other topic to talk about expect this. And they try to impress one girl after another, after another, just for a day’s fun. “Love is a joke. Marriage is a crime. Physical relationship is the best”. This is how their mantra goes.

And the day comes when he finally finish all the crap and decides to seek himself a wife. The dominant. male- egoist beast takes over and he starts ruling over his wife. Illegal affairs pop up in some cases even after marriage ( Don’t know why they seem to be so obsessed with it). He works and works with an aim of saving money for his wife and kids, but instead it falls at the feet of the illegal lady. Wife and kids get outranged and move out.

At old age, he craves for all  that he had lost. It strikes him at the time of death, what an idiot he had been, wasting his time behind women, when all that he needs now is some love and care which is much more important than a physical pleasure. Regretting over all the lives he had ruined as an arrogant young man, he takes an oath before death that he wouldn’t do the same mistakes in his next birth. But once again he starts craving for physical when born again as a man.

Cheating in love is an offense. But if you really want to keep that person addicted to you like a adhesive,then it can be done in several ways. Supposing, lets say you love a girl your girl like mad, but she seems to be not too great in this relationship, then it is time to unleash our possessive therapy.

Bring in a fake girl and show how much she loves you comparitively. Your girl would blow up in jealousy and she would start trying to prove to you that she’s the best. Tell her the new girl seems to throw away her friends just for you. And your girl would do the same thing to show that even she can sacrifice. Tell her that the new girl cut her lovely hair when you asked her to. Your girl would cut hers too to tally with her. Girls are crazy. You need to play the right cards with them to get the right things done.

Always thibk of tricks and little cheating therapies that could strengthen your relationship. After all being too honest in a relationship is not too good either.

Here is a guide to all those who thing women are hard to understand.

When around a year or two old, she likes and wants everything nice and attractive, not knowing if it could do any harm. Like a pampered princess, she goes about asking fore more and more of those bright and colorful looking things.

When she grows much older,somewhere around the teens, all she needs in life is to have the celebrity’s life. She starts craving for the skimpy clothes that she sees on the movies, she starts craving for the glowing skin and flawless smiles of the actress she considers as her role-model, she would do anything to get that amazing curve and starts to exercise daily but gives up after 2 days.

When she is into her late teens, the feeling has grown much intense. And now along with an extra nagging, that she’s got to be a charming lady and a dream-girl to every guy who passes by her side. Attracting the opposite becomes the major focus at this age. Eventhough she gets committed, she still craves for more fans and more praises and more proposals. Jealousy and competition crops up between her and her other female friends. It is a matter of survival of the fittest.

And beyond this, when she steps into the era of marriage, she waves a bye-bye to every silly thing that she was hoping for. It’s pretty clear where and with whom and for what she is headed towards. All she wishes now is for a beautiful and peaceful and an extremely romantic and lovely life with her man. Fights break up when these requests of her’s don’t get satisfied. At point of time, she would go down to any level of disgrace to win that life.

Furthur more, as a mom and a lovely wife, all she desires and wishes is a not to grandiose, but yet, a above average life with no financial crisis, no dissatisfaction in her surroundings, a monthly shopping,a weekly outing with the family, and daily gossips with neighbours. This is the middle age and this is where she starts worrying about her wrinkles and greying hair.

Once she turns into a granny, like any other aged people, she craves for more and more affection. Affection from her now grown up kids and affection from her equally weak and old husband.